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fyeahmainer:

jellbell97:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" yes please

THIS IS SO TRUE

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me" 

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mkayneedskush:

annawaite3:

bttys:

So true man

Those words.

Please one day, someone take me on an adventure and see the world

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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